Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to use sarcasm. By the way, I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. With that said, welcome to my lair.
Henry David Thoreau once said, "You must not blame me if I do talk to the clouds."

Perhaps the same could be said about yours truly. There's a dash of eccentricity in me, just enough to keep me sane; a dollop of obsessive compulsiveness , just the right amount to keep me from flipping the last proverbial flip that may break the camel's back; an ounce of rage, just enough to keep the strangers who piss me off from driving me up the wall; and a bucket load of hopeless romanticism to keep it all in check. To top it all off, I'm a lover of tradition, an old soul who would have probably found a better footing in the world had I been born in the rat pack era. In this blog, I speak my mind, and say my peace, sarcasm is the name of the game and brute honesty is my forte. Don't like what you see? Navigate your cursor to the top right corner of your screen, click on the big X and see if I give a tiny rat's derriere. With all that said, welcome to my lair.

In the words of Groucho Marx, "If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."

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Friday, September 2, 2011

Snuffleupagas Che Wan

Today dah masuk raya ke-5. And yet I am still craving for more lemang, ketupat and rendang. Guess it's time to make a trip to Melawati and pay the Lord of the Lemang a visit.


As is the norm with TV shows on Raya, there'll be all sorts of programming the stations have to offer. But I guess the TV stations keep forgetting to vet these shows. Time Raya pun perlu ka ada cerita hantu nak raya? Malaysians seem to have an unhealthy fancy for bomoh/hantu/pontianak shows. Kalau you guys can match the standards of Ghost Whisperer ka takpa lah jugak. Ini make-up macam nak pergi a really cikai Halloween Party, takut ka letak bedak sekati, and darah yang sah-sah tomato sauce tu? When will you filmmakers learn that it's not in the makeup? Mat salleh kalau buat cerita hantu, perasan tak more often than not, hantu dia hot gila. And yet they manage to scare us. Kenapa kita masih di takuk lama? Kenapa mentaliti kita masih kena pakai make-up 3 kati tebal? 

Another thing, I was watching Anita Sarawak host a program called Astana something, interviewing Umie Aida and kak Nita kept calling Umie Aida, Datin. Anita Sarawak is a much more accomplished star than Umie Aida can ever dream to be, and older too. So kalau I jadi Umie, sure I akan rasa segan dipanggil Datin oleh seorang biduanita. I would definitely insist she call me by my name. Tapi ini tak, mentaliti mekap 3 kati membuatkan orang yang dah dapat title ni rasa yang makcik juai ikan pun kena panggil dia by his/her title. Please lah.

Lagi satu, I notice drama melayu sekarang siap pergi shooting kat Madrid. Yang shooting kat Tanjung Karang tu pun still tunggang langgang. Shooting kat overseas buat apa kalau masih stuck dengan mentaliti bulu mata palsu tu?

Berlakonnya tak kemana, bulu mata ja lebih.
snuffleupagus lagi tere berlakon!

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